1. I'ma get sooo much done today! Get me that 2:1, baby.

2. Just got to find a desk, get set up and then it’s “Take that, ‘Artistic movements of 15th Century Florence’ module!”

3. Why are all the desks taken? I’m here so early, you should be able to get a desk at 1.30pm?

4. OK that guy is legit asleep on the one by the window so I’m just gonna...slide...in...here...yes! The desk is mine.

5. Sorrynotsorry Sleepy Steve

6. OK - Got my coffee, laptop on, notebook open, pen - pen? PEN. WHO COMES TO THE LIBRARY WITHOUT A PEN? Revision fail already.

7. This is a nice spot, I can see right over the campus green. It is not fair that the sun has come out just as I sit down.

8. Thanks for teasing me, Sun. Slutty Sun.

9. There are so many people here that I kinda recognise from nights out, awks.

10. Just going to Snapchat a revision selfie real quick: That library lyf. Dog filter, obviously.

11. I’m hilarious.

12. Classical music to help me concentrate, that’s what I need...

13. Maybe just a couple The Weeknd bangers first...

14. Damnit, now I’m in the mood to go out tonight.

15. Ah! Thank you Apple Music, my saviour with a concentration playlist - sorted

16. Is this...whale song?

17. Let’s search for the list of books I need on the system. Checked out...checked out...checked out...checked out...

18. WHY ARE PEOPLE SELFISH?

19. There’s like, 300 people on my course, why would they have only one of each book?!

20. What kind of library Hunger Games is this?!

21. At least they have two books left on Italian history. Just got to find them with this Dewey Decimal thang

22. I think I remember how to find books with the Dewey Decimal system from welcome week...?

23. The book should be right here, why is it NOT here?

24. Oh wrong shelf, I’ve got to go...downstairs?! Buuuuuh

25. Mr Dewey Decimal is having a massive laugh at me right now with his weird, shit, treasure map code

26. DEWEY LIKE IT? NO WE DON’T! HAHAHAHAHA kill me.

27. Finally - ooh this book is so old, it has that gross-but-kinda-nice old book smell

28. Loooooool someone drew a penis in chapter 12

29. Just gonna add some pubes....looool

30. That’s going on Insta #art

31. Urgh, can’t Cmd-F to find the bit I need to read in an actual book, though

32. Chapter 13... Wait - this is revision? I really don’t remember this

33. How much of revision should be learning something for the first time?

34. I should have done some actual reading during Reading Week

35. How do I know all of the lyrics to the Fresh Prince theme tune but I can’t get this to stick in my head?

36. “So this is the story all about how I can’t find the answers I need right now”

37. Oooh there’s Keeno Katie from Tuesday seminars, she’s so annoying

38. I bet Keeno Katie remembers chapter 13

39. Maybe she could be my library buddy

40. Urgh no that would be awful, she’s terrible

41. Don’t give me those sideways eyes KK, it’s not my fault our first semester group project got a D

42. How was I supposed to know you can’t reference Wikipedia?

43. Should have made my housemate come to the library with me, then at least I wouldn't be so bored

44. I bet she’s sat home watching the Hollyoaks omnibus without me

45. I wonder which McQueen family member will crawl out of the woodwork, this week?

46. NO - concentrate! You can do this!

47. I need one of those dog training collars to zap me every time I look out the window

48. Why haven’t they invented a way to scan knowledge into your brain yet?

49. I need to write that down, that’s some next-level Dragon’s Den shit

50. Wow, I’m hungry - no fear, I have a packet of Monster Munch

51. Mmm, Monster Munch = life

52. It is impossible to eat crisps quietly, why did I bring the loudest snack?

53. I can see you glaring at me Carl from flat 52 - you have NO chill. I’m hangry, deal with it.

54. I know you’re seeing Amy and Jess at the same time, Carl, I could end you, Carl.

55. I’m still hungry, I did NOT bring enough food

56. I bet Deliveroo would come to the library if I was dead nice in the comments section

57. I need to photocopy this page, how do I do that?

58. 5P A SHEET?! We have to pay to print?! Where do my tuition fees go?

59. I’ll just get a pic on my iPhone thank you very much - FOR NOTHING

60. There is a fit guy at the printer though

61. Is he hot? I think he might be?

62. Or am I just deprived of human contact?

63. No, he’s definitely fit, that Chess Soc hoody is really doing things to me

64. OH GOD, HE’S LOOKING OVER

65. TYPEY, TYPEY REVISEY, REVISEY, PLEASE LOOK AWAY

66. Aaaand that’s why I’m single

67. I wish Carl would shut up talking so loudly, I can’t concentrate - I feel a bit bad about the crisp thing now

68. SHUT YOUR TINDER-OBSESSED FACE, CARL!

69. Come oooon, I got this! I just need to get my head down and smash these final exams

70. I’ve SO got this! I am a QUEEN! I am going to SLAY this!

71. If I could go back in time and ask some Italians about art in Florence that would really help, though

72. What’s the point anyway, I probably won’t even use my degree

73. Am I going to search on job sites and see “Art historian wanted”? Get real

74. My whole life is a sham, my future is doomed

75. I should just start a blog and get paid to wear nice clothes and stuff

76. But, only two more weeks in the fiery pit of exam hell and then summer freeeeedom

77. I should go somewhere with The Squad over summer

78. Yes! Full moon parties in Thailand or inter-railing round Europe!

79. Wow, flights are expensive

80. How does anyone afford to travel over summer break?!

81. I can’t even afford Penguin biscuits. I have to buy Aldi Seal bars

82. I wish I had a Seal bar right now

83. Is selling my kidney a legit option for holiday money?

84. Probably shouldn’t Google ‘black market organs’ on school property

85. You know what? I have actually got loads done today

86. Plus, it’s getting dark now. You can’t be at the library after dark, that’s just hella depressing

87. I’ll come back tomorrow with both housemates, they’ll keep me focussed for sure

88. See you later library, you dick

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