Happy Singles Awareness month!
The month of February can feel like torture when you’re single. You can feel like your body is radiating signs that say “I’M SINGLE AND LONELY!!!!” But don’t worry, you’re not alone. Here are some thoughts that (almost) all single people have in the days leading up to Valentine’s Day.
I still have 8 days left, maybe I’ll get a date by then??
It’s fine I’ll just get wine drunk with my roomies
Oh wait. My roomies all have significant others.
Maybe someone from Tinder will get wine drunk with me? No, wait, bad idea.
I mean, even BEYONCE got cheated on, so it’s probably safer to be single, anyway
I don’t NEED anyone holding me back
But what if I’m DESTINED to be single FOREVER
Is it unhealthy to watch The Notebook this many days in a row?
I mean, I’m too busy to have a relationship anyway
BUT I WANT A RELATIONSHIP
Only Valentine’s Day can make me get upset about seeing CHOCOLATE
Only 9 days until it’s on sale, I can make it until then
IF ANYONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME PLEASE SPEAK NOW
Should I even wear pink and red? Or should I wear black in protest?
Do you think people can TELL that I’m single?
Since when were there THIS MANY COUPLES ON CAMPUS?
DISCOUNT CANDY IS HEEEEERE
Yeah, I’m glad I’m single.
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